Kitchen Culture
The Window Table Is a Stage: What Six Years at the Host Stand Taught Us About Seating
ALX Gastropub
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Every host develops theories. Ours, after six years of watching the front window: where you sit changes what you order, how long you linger, and whether you get the scotch egg. A field guide to the physics of the room.